Ricketty Ticketty Peers
Words by : Dagonell the Juggler
Tune of : Ricketty Ticketty Tin by Tom Lerher
About three peers, I'll sing a song,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
About three peers, I'll sing a song,
Their list of crimes is far too long,
They've committed every possible wrong,
And every conceivable sin, sin,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
Now, Johann fights like a man gone wild,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
Now, Johann fights like a man gone wild,
But in mundane life, he's meek and mild,
He has the heart of an innocent child,
And he keeps it preserved in gin, gin,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
Friar Bertram is a cruel lord,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
Friar Bertram is a cruel lord,
He slew Dagonell, but not by sword,
He spread vicious lies about the Horde,
And said they all came from him, him,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
An evil lass named Ellisif,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
An evil lass named Ellisif,
Brought the BoD down to grief,
She introduced a lawyer's brief,
To open the books within, in,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
The BoD came down to Debatable Land,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
The BoD came down to Debatable Land,
And so a poisonous feast they planned,
Each BoD member died with a spoon in their hand,
And their face in a hideous grin, grin,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
They put in bids to be the new BoD,
Sing ricketty ticketty tin.
They put in bids to be the new BoD,
So they in turn, could act like God,
They're first demand was not at all odd,
Let AEthelmearc Kingdom begin, begin,
Let AEthelmearc Kingdom begin.
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